Custom Airbrushed Toilet Seat

Why would anyone need a custom airbrushed toilet seat? Because, ‘Merica! What better way to remind yourself how great a privilege it is to live in the land of the free and home of the brave than to stare at a majestic bald eagle laid over the Stars and Stripes, every single time you unzip…

Giant Carrot Pillow

Maybe you really want to mess with your pet rabbit Mr. Nibbles. Maybe you love vegetables so much you want to cuddle with them. This 4 foot long stuffed carrot is your dream come true. Made with soft orange fleece, filled with soft polyester stuffing, and topped with 2 foot long green tops, this 6…

Mermaid Tail + Fin

Apparently there are people out there that want to pretend they’re mermaids – congratulations, here is your solution. But, it is October and if you really want to commit to a costume this Halloween, hop into your friend’s apartment, strap on the leg binding fin, lie in the corner, and have people throw water on…

Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch

You might think this little bag is a crappy attempt at a joke but, I assure you, this Kangaroo scrotum pouch is entirely real. The very durable 3” x 4” sacks feature a soft hand tanned finish and draw string perfect for storing your most precious cargo. Since each bag is unique, there may be…

Barbed Wire Tumbleweed

Have you ever wondered if there was a person out there who could take 12 pounds of rusty old barbed wire and spin it into a 19 inch ball of tumbleweed? Really? A salvage artist in Montana, named Dan Towell, has his tetanus shots up to date and is ready to build you the most…

Hand Carved Steer Skull

This is not a plastic reproduction or fancy 3D printed sculpture, this is the real thing – a one of a kind work of art done in bone. These authentic Steer skulls are painstakingly carved by Master Balinese artisans over the course of days. The stunning result is a unique and complex tribal vine design…

Moose Nugget Golf Tees

What is a moose nugget golf tee you ask? It’s a piece of moose poop skewered onto a wooden golf tee. Why? I have no idea. The Alaska Mad Golfer says it’s “for golfers who REALLY give a shit” but, one can only guess what that means. You can’t take a guy who forages the…

Tattooed Frog in a Jar

The only way to become a better artist is to practice your art, but what do you do if you’re a tattooist without a client on the day’s schedule? You stay sharp by tattooing an ethically acquired bullfrog. Jeremiah Loui from Iron Works Tattoo in Portsmouth, NH inks up these amphibians while Amber Maykut of…

American Flag License Plate Art

The 4th of July is just days away and what better way to show your undying patriotism than with a giant American flag made out of vintage license plates. Each unique piece is hand crafted using old license plates from Florida, Ohio, and Kansas to complete the iconic red, white, and blue palate. You can…

Handmade Boob Scarf

You’re probably thinking, “boobs and scarfs, that doesn’t make any sense” and you’d be right… it makes no sense at all. Nonetheless, here we are with a high quality handcrafted fleece boobie scarf complete with your choice of pink or tan nipples and the ability to customize your rack with piercings and tattoos. It likely…

Day Of The Dead Stained Glass Window

Artist Nicole Burk proves that stained glass is more than just church windows and Nana’s old lampshade. Like other glass artists, Nicole can design or repair pieces of any style but, where she differs is in her desire to create the ridiculous and amaze people when they find out the art is made of stained…