Angry Uterus Heating Pad

We all know the best way to fight fire is with fire (thanks Metallica) so it only seems natural, when that time of the month comes, that the best way to tame your aching uterus is with an angry uterus shaped heating pad. Now that you see it in front of you it seems so…

Bullet Shell Chess Sets

Large caliber bullets and chess may seem like an unlikely pairing, but thanks to Olde World Custom Creations, the two go together like cake and ice cream. The handmade sets range from clean lined modern steel to classic one of a kind steampunk and everywhere in between. The craftsmanship is undeniable featuring hand tooled ammo,…

Railroad Spike Knife

Take a railroad spike, add 2000 degrees of heat, put a hammer in the hand of a man who laughs in the face of tennis elbow, and you’ll get one interesting hand forged knife. This double sided knife features a 5” blade connected to a 5” long handle that runs down to a mediaeval looking…

Lightbulb Rock Spider

I don’t know what it is, but there is something likeable about this metal-worked industrial looking arachnid. Maybe it’s the uniqueness of it, maybe it’s because I always think I need a paperweight (even though no one does), or maybe it’s the unbelievably reasonable $20 price tag. This piece of eight legged art is exactly…

Hummingbird Feeder Hat

If you enjoy bird watching but never really feel close enough to the action, it’s time to up the ante, strap a couple of bird feeders to your helmet, and feel the breeze of those beating wings. An Etsy user out of Whidbey Island, Washington has created what is probably the most unique bird feeder…

Catnip Filled Penis Toy (For Cats)

I supposed you could play with it if you wanted to but, this handmade catnip filled penis shaped toy was made for your feline friend. The 7″ shaft is stuffed with a pouch of catnip and the cotton/polyester fibers have been tightly double stitched so Tiger can go to town for hours and hours. Maybe…