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# BespokeBug

Unique Handcrafted Goodness

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- [Allegory Handcrafted Pens](https://bespokebug.com/allegory-handcrafted-pens/) - Allegory is the kind of company that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside – which is probably a good thing when you’re trying to sell someone a $120 handcrafted pen. This bespoke loving company out of Chicago reclaims tropical hardwoods from overseas shipping containers and antique maple from old barns and spins them into
- [Nintendo Controller Coffee Table](https://bespokebug.com/functioning-nintendo-controller-coffee-table/) - It’s a coffee table, it’s a Nintendo controller, it’s a piece of art, and best of all -- it actually works! This Nintendo NES controller is handmade with beautiful maple, mahogany, and walnut woods featuring sturdy dovetail joints. A glass top protects the smooth hand laid finish. To use the fully functioning controller simply remove
- [Hummingbird Feeder Hat](https://bespokebug.com/hummingbird-feeder-hat/) - If you enjoy bird watching but never really feel close enough to the action, it’s time to up the ante, strap a couple of bird feeders to your helmet, and feel the breeze of those beating wings. An Etsy user out of Whidbey Island, Washington has created what is probably the most unique bird feeder
- [Dexter’s Blood Slide Box](https://bespokebug.com/dexters-blood-slide-box/) - Maybe you’re a huge fan of the show. Maybe you need something to complete that Dexter Halloween costume because you look nothing like Michael C. Hall and no one is going to know who you’re supposed to be. Maybe you actually have a dark passenger? Michael Cosentino is a master carpenter and cabinet maker whose
- [Custom Airbrushed Toilet Seat](https://bespokebug.com/custom-airbrushed-toilet-seat/) - Why would anyone need a custom airbrushed toilet seat? Because, ‘Merica! What better way to remind yourself how great a privilege it is to live in the land of the free and home of the brave than to stare at a majestic bald eagle laid over the Stars and Stripes, every single time you unzip
- [Crocheted Watermelon Bikini](https://bespokebug.com/crocheted-watermelon-bikini/) - Ten blankets, seven scarfs, zero watermelon bikinis -- that is what Nana has knitted us so far this year. We love you Nana, we really do but, it’s time we have a talk about putting those hands to real use and creating some things that will bring endless joy to the world. You want to
- [Necronomicon Book Cover](https://bespokebug.com/necronomicon-book-cover/) - Fans of Army of Darkness, or the more recent, Ash vs Evil Dead (I highly recommend it – Bruce Campbell is still killing it) can now summon their very own demonic forces and unleash hell on Earth. It may not be made from real human skin but it is an excellent hand painted recreation, cast
- [Hand Carved Human Skull](https://bespokebug.com/hand-carved-human-skull/) - When you’re the kind of person that looks for a hand carved human skull, you obviously want the best. When it comes to “the best hand made skull on earth” look no further than Aureus Arts. Each one of these 6 x 6 inch carved craniums is painstakingly whittled by a master Balinese artisan from
- [Giant Carrot Pillow](https://bespokebug.com/giant-carrot-pillow/) - Maybe you really want to mess with your pet rabbit Mr. Nibbles. Maybe you love vegetables so much you want to cuddle with them. This 4 foot long stuffed carrot is your dream come true. Made with soft orange fleece, filled with soft polyester stuffing, and topped with 2 foot long green tops, this 6
- [Batman Logo Bookshelf](https://bespokebug.com/batman-logo-bookshelf/) - Holy handmade giant iconic bookshelf Batman. This bookshelf worthy of any superhero measures 8 inches deep by a whopping 5 feet long and is covered in a black lacquer finish. The piece, created by woodworker Jay Idt of Gretna Nebraska, is perfect for any man cave, batcave, or geeky room (I’m not judging). What’s more?
- [Magnetic Walnut Knife Rack ](https://bespokebug.com/magnetic-walnut-knife-rack/) - If your knives are fancy enough to be put on display, they need a magnetic rack that is, at the very least, equally as beautiful. A small company called Wake the Tree Furniture in Lebanon, PA has taken a chunk of black walnut wood and backed it with those seemingly magical, super strong neodymium magnets
- [Industrial Pipe Lamp](https://bespokebug.com/industrial-pipe-lamp/) - Little boys who build with Legos grow up to be big boys who build with iron piping and electricity. We should all take a minute to thank the parents who stepped on tiny foot mangling pieces of plastic to spawn a generation of designers who now make truly beautiful things using products for unintended purposes.
- [Devilish Goat Mask](https://bespokebug.com/devilish-goat-mask/) - The cool part about getting a custom made Halloween goat mask is, you’re guaranteed to have a scarier costume than anyone who does some last minute shopping at the local shop that’s only open three weeks out of the year. If you’re looking for an ironic 90’s tribute to SNL’s Goat Boy, this is not
- [Knitted Clown Balaclava](https://bespokebug.com/knitted-clown-balaclava/) - Is there anything creepier than clowns? Maybe the person who’s harmless blanket and scarf knitting hobby took a terrifying turn when she created a nightmare inducing clown balaclava? For just $100 the twisted mind of Katie Freeman, a knitaholoic out of Brooklyn NY, will custom crochet the evilest mask ever made out of yarn. You
- [Bag O' Willys](https://bespokebug.com/bag-o-willys/) - I’m going to do my best to keep this PG-13 but I can’t, in good conscience, ignore the fact that someone is creating and selling a bag of bloody cutoff penises. Aftermath FX Studio, out of Baltimore Maryland, has designed lifelike severed silicone shlongs, placed them inside a real evidence bag, and added some red
- [Mermaid Tail + Fin](https://bespokebug.com/mermaid-tail-fin/) - Apparently there are people out there that want to pretend they’re mermaids – congratulations, here is your solution. But, it is October and if you really want to commit to a costume this Halloween, hop into your friend’s apartment, strap on the leg binding fin, lie in the corner, and have people throw water on
- [Plague Doctor Mask](https://bespokebug.com/plague-doctor-mask/) - Stand out from the crowd this Halloween and prepare for the impending Ebola doom – it’s win/win! Each one of these handmade leather masks are made to order. Everything, including the color, stitching, rivets, and lenses can be customized to your liking. The 10 inch beak is perfect for blocking the stench of plague, scaring
- [Curved Wood Smartphone Stand](https://bespokebug.com/curved-wood-smartphone-stand/) - Leave those cold dead plastic smartphone stands behind for a nice warm living wooden work of art. This oak veneer smartphone stand is hand steamed, bent, sanded, and finished by a craftsman named Terry right in Grand Blanc, MI in the good old USA. His crafty design also features a notch and hidden channel that
- [Kangaroo Scrotum Pouch](https://bespokebug.com/kangaroo-scrotum-pouch/) - You might think this little bag is a crappy attempt at a joke but, I assure you, this Kangaroo scrotum pouch is entirely real. The very durable 3” x 4” sacks feature a soft hand tanned finish and draw string perfect for storing your most precious cargo. Since each bag is unique, there may be
- [Vintage Fan Lamp](https://bespokebug.com/vintage-fan-lamp/) - Dan Cordero, professional repurposer and tinkerer has taken the slick lines of oldschool fans and married them with vintage style light bulbs in a way so perfect, it’s obvious it was meant to be. Each 12 to 14 inch fan is painstaking processed with a new braided cord, inline dimmer switch, chrome sockets, felt bottom,
- [One Odd Bird Sculpture](https://bespokebug.com/one-odd-bird-sculpture/) - What do you do with a salvaged cow horn, some tin cans, a bowl, the top to metal container, and a pair of boots? If you’re Dan Towell of Hamilton Montana, you create “Friar Corvus” or as I like to call it, one odd bird. This one of a kind handmade wooden core sculpture stands
- [Barbed Wire Tumbleweed](https://bespokebug.com/barbed-wire-tumbleweed/) - Have you ever wondered if there was a person out there who could take 12 pounds of rusty old barbed wire and spin it into a 19 inch ball of tumbleweed? Really? A salvage artist in Montana, named Dan Towell, has his tetanus shots up to date and is ready to build you the most
- [Hand Carved Steer Skull](https://bespokebug.com/hand-carved-steer-skull/) - This is not a plastic reproduction or fancy 3D printed sculpture, this is the real thing – a one of a kind work of art done in bone. These authentic Steer skulls are painstakingly carved by Master Balinese artisans over the course of days. The stunning result is a unique and complex tribal vine design
- [Crocheted Bane Mask](https://bespokebug.com/crocheted-bane-mask/) - It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. Keep your entire face toasty, recite your favorite breathy Bane quotes, and pretend you are the League of Shadows on cold wintery days (or suffer for your craft and sweat all summer long). Each knitted mask is handmade to your specifications so, you’re assured
- [Barnboard & Steel Bar Stools](https://bespokebug.com/barnboard-steel-bar-stools/) - Everything we feature doesn’t have to be weird or funny, some things are just simply beautiful. These custom raw steel stools are made by designer Ron Corl of Ohio out of 1” ¼ square hollow tubing. After welding, a powder coated finish is then applied and kiln dried to lock in that industrial look for
- [Moose Nugget Golf Tees](https://bespokebug.com/moose-nugget-golf-tees/) - What is a moose nugget golf tee you ask? It’s a piece of moose poop skewered onto a wooden golf tee. Why? I have no idea. The Alaska Mad Golfer says it’s “for golfers who REALLY give a shit” but, one can only guess what that means. You can’t take a guy who forages the
- [Tattooed Frog in a Jar](https://bespokebug.com/tattooed-frog-in-a-jar/) - The only way to become a better artist is to practice your art, but what do you do if you’re a tattooist without a client on the day’s schedule? You stay sharp by tattooing an ethically acquired bullfrog. Jeremiah Loui from Iron Works Tattoo in Portsmouth, NH inks up these amphibians while Amber Maykut of
- [Passive Bamboo Amplifier](https://bespokebug.com/passive-bamboo-amplifier/) - This handcrafted iPhone speaker will passively amplify your music in a sustainable and eco-friendly way. Did you know bamboo can grow up to 3 feet in a 24 hour period? Me neither, I just Googled it. Now that we’re armed with that fact we can rest easily knowing that we’ve somewhat tipped the scales of
- [Bass Drum End Table](https://bespokebug.com/bass-drum-end-table/) - This upcycled end table will make you think twice before you throw out that old drum kit. If you happen to be part of the 99% who don’t have access to an old bass drum, there is a guy in Wallingford, CT who will find one and build it for you. Tim Sway, master of
- [American Flag License Plate Art](https://bespokebug.com/american-flag-license-plate-art/) - The 4th of July is just days away and what better way to show your undying patriotism than with a giant American flag made out of vintage license plates. Each unique piece is hand crafted using old license plates from Florida, Ohio, and Kansas to complete the iconic red, white, and blue palate. You can
- [Handmade Boob Scarf](https://bespokebug.com/handmade-boob-scarf/) - You’re probably thinking, “boobs and scarfs, that doesn’t make any sense” and you’d be right… it makes no sense at all. Nonetheless, here we are with a high quality handcrafted fleece boobie scarf complete with your choice of pink or tan nipples and the ability to customize your rack with piercings and tattoos. It likely
- [Day Of The Dead Stained Glass Window](https://bespokebug.com/day-of-the-dead-stained-glass-window/) - Artist Nicole Burk proves that stained glass is more than just church windows and Nana’s old lampshade. Like other glass artists, Nicole can design or repair pieces of any style but, where she differs is in her desire to create the ridiculous and amaze people when they find out the art is made of stained
- [Severed Face Clown Mask](https://bespokebug.com/severed-face-clown-mask/) - It’s a little early for Halloween but, if you are looking to scare the absolute shit out of one of your friends (which you can do any day of the year), special effects makeup artist Eric Anderson can help make that happen. This terrifying soft silicone mask is handmade to order and can be designed
- [Metal Deer Mount Sculpture](https://bespokebug.com/metal-deer-mount-sculpture/) - Now you can have all the real deer antler goodness without the cold dead stare of taxidermy glaring back at you. This warm and inviting modern twist on a head mount features real shed antlers affixed to a welded mesh of hundreds of bent and shaped metal washers. The result is an 18” x 30”
- [Breaking Bad Taxidermy Rats](https://bespokebug.com/breaking-bad-taxidermy-rats/) - Put your love of Breaking Bad on display for the entire world to see with these rats that have been immortalized as the infamous Heisenberg and Jesse Pinkman. While both of these furry little guys feature their signature green vinyl aprons and crystal blue baggy of meth, Heisenberg’s glasses and top hat easily distinguish the
- [Steampunk Crabby Diver Light](https://bespokebug.com/steampunk-crabby-diver-light/) - This interesting piece of handmade art could easily be the star of a Sci-Fi movie sure to give young children bizarre nightmares. Picture thousands of these crabs coming up from the depths and completely ruining your day at the beach – or I suppose you could just picture one calmly sitting on your desk instead.
- [Vampire Killing Kit](https://bespokebug.com/vampire-killing-kit/) - A vampire killing kit is like health insurance, it’s one of those things you don’t think about until you need it. I’m not saying these creatures of the night are real, I’m just saying that if the day does come and you don’t have a stake and some garlic handy, it will likely be too
- [Moto Gear Lamp](https://bespokebug.com/moto-gear-lamp/) - When it’s time for a rebuild or a bike is destined for the junkyard, Motocross Metal Fabrication of Vermont breathes new life into old engine parts perfect for both gear heads and fans of rustic design alike. These upcycled transmission gears stand about 13 inches tall and have been left in their original condition by
- [Hand Cut Penny Bowl](https://bespokebug.com/hand-cut-penny-bowl/) - If you’ve ever looked at something and thought, “that thing is cool but, it would be awesome if were made out of pennies,” Stacey Lee Webber is just the woman to make that happen. This strangely unique 6 inch bowl is made up of about 270 pennies (I counted) which were painstakingly soldered together and
- [Blown Glass iPhone Amplifier](https://bespokebug.com/blown-glass-iphone-amplifier/) - Modern technology meets centuries old technology in an amalgamation sure to give your iPhone’s audio that much needed boost. The “My Phone Amp” from Aric Snee, is a glass blown passive amplifier for the iPhone 4 or 5 that will give your tunes some bilateral oomph and look good doing it. Each beautiful stand is
- [Fried Egg Nipple Pasties](https://bespokebug.com/fried-egg-nipple-pasties/) - Do you like your titties sunny side up? Maybe you’ve pulled a George Costanza and created a strange connection between foods and sex? If so, Kriza from TeethandTassels has you and your nipples covered with her handmade sequin pasties. Now you can finally solidify your position as the funniest stripper at the club when your
- [Beetle Playing a Guitar](https://bespokebug.com/beetle-playing-a-guitar/) - It’s a real beetle playing a guitar… get it? It may look like a fun little oddity but this is actually the handiwork of a professionally trained entomologist with a Master’s degree and an apparent decent sense of humor. Each one of these dioramas are handmade using museum quality shadowboxes, hand cut mats, acid free
- [Vintage Marquee Letters](https://bespokebug.com/vintage-marquee-letters/) - When it comes to design, what was once old is now new again and with vintage marquee letters being all the rage, they are becoming harder and harder to find. If you’re looking to make a bold statement in your home, office, or designated man-space, Anton Maka will build you your own steel letters and
- [Tetris Bookcase](https://bespokebug.com/tetris-bookcase/) - Who doesn’t love Tetris? Those classic tetromino shapes and mind haunting Russian 8-bit music have been borrowing into our heads like termites chewing into a piece of rotten wood since 1984. Do dee do do dee do do dee duh duh do. Now you can own a Tetris inspired bookshelf made up of five individual,
- [Starship Enterprise Ring](https://bespokebug.com/starship-enterprise-ring/) - You can now boldly go where no Star Trek fan has been before by dropping upwards of $10k on a custom made USS Enterprise spaceship ring. Paul Bieker, the same guy who created the famous R2D2 ring, is now playing both sides of the Star Trek vs Wars battle by offering this iconic far off
- [Ten Legged Taxidermied Chicken](https://bespokebug.com/ten-legged-taxidermied-chicken/) - If I told you that a guy from Germany created a centipede inspired taxidermied chicken would you be surprised? This bizarre chicken is skillfully created by combining the lower half of four chickens with the backend of one lucky chicken to create the ultimate decapod. Each decachicken is professionally preserved, mounted on wooden plank, and
- [Creepy Beaded Half Masks](https://bespokebug.com/creepy-beaded-half-masks/) - It’s time to get a little weird. This simple arts and crafts project mask actually achieves some surprisingly effective creepy results. With just some simple elastic cord, a ton of beads, and some Zen like patience this entrepreneur from Salt Lake City, Utah is churning out face transforming characters of all kinds. From video games
- [Forged Metal Dice](https://bespokebug.com/forged-metal-dice/) - If you’ve ever wanted to play a really loud and aggressive game of monopoly these hand forged wrought iron dice by Matthew Waldrop will having you landing on Boardwalk with authority. The 1" dice are hammered by hand and dimpled with a hand punch so each one is completely unique -- although he says does
- [Loyal Dean Longboards](https://bespokebug.com/loyal-dean-longboards/) - If there could ever be such a thing as skateboards too pretty to ride, the guys at Loyal Dean may have just created them. Although they might think hanging one of their handcrafted boards on the wall is sacrilege, I don’t think they would be offended by your reason for wanting to do it. Each
- [Custom Cast Metal Skulls](https://bespokebug.com/custom-cast-metal-skulls/) - If you’re in the market for a custom cast metal skull, Molten Metal Works of Eliot Maine has an impressively eerie body of work. From the basic anatomically correct to full blown mohawks on Cthulhu skulls, each of these works are designed, wax casted, and poured by hand. The skulls are then be anodized, plated,
- [Mechanical Light Switch Plates](https://bespokebug.com/mechanical-light-switch-plates/) - If you’re a fan of unnecessarily complicated things, these wooden light switch plates are for you. All of the gears, fulcrums, and levers featured in each of these designs are fully functional, creating a whimsical look Rube Goldberg himself would surely appreciate. The brainchild of Father and Son team out of California, these handmade wooden
- [Steampunk Scorpion Light](https://bespokebug.com/steampunk-scorpion-light/) - What would you do if you had an old fiddle, some nutcrackers, and a bendable lamp lying around? I’d probably throw it all in the attic and go mow my lawn, but guys like Barry from TheSteamWorks see MacGyver like potential and turn it all into a one of a kind scorpion accent light. The
- [Nixie Tube Sunrise Alarm Clock](https://bespokebug.com/nixie-tube-sunrise-alarm-clock/) - If you love retro style clocks but want all the goodies that come with mass produced modern design, you need a handmade clock from Tungsten Customs. Each one of Jeremy’s handcrafted clocks features nixie tube displays set in a beautiful wooden box sure to set off any nightstand. The real magic lies inside the box
- [Leather Covered Harry Potter Books](https://bespokebug.com/leather-covered-harry-potter-books/) - Sure, you could download the entire Harry Potter collection onto your cold lifeless tablet for a few bucks or you could give yourself (or a lucky loved one) the gift of a living, breathing, old fashion leather bound book to enjoy for years to come. This set of seven hardcover books have been wrapped in
- [Angry Uterus Heating Pad](https://bespokebug.com/angry-uterus-heating-pad/) - We all know the best way to fight fire is with fire (thanks Metallica) so it only seems natural, when that time of the month comes, that the best way to tame your aching uterus is with an angry uterus shaped heating pad. Now that you see it in front of you it seems so
- [Danville Steel Bed Frame](https://bespokebug.com/danville-steel-bed-frame/) - Now you can sleep in a turn of the century boxcar style bed without having to worry about all the sounds, smells, and knife wielding hobos that come with the real thing. Designer Anthony Perez out of Las Vagas, Nevada says the inspiration for the industrial steel bed came from the Johnny Cash song, The
- [GoT Taxidermied 3-Eyed Crow](https://bespokebug.com/got-taxidermied-3-eyed-crow/) - You think you’re a Game of Thrones fan? Your friends may speak enough Dothraki to get by or maybe they’ve memorized the nine regions and can draw their crests by memory but, do they have a real three eyed crow? Dressing up like the Khaleesi is cute but, if you want to be the ruler
- [Bullet Shell Chess Sets](https://bespokebug.com/bullet-shell-chess-sets/) - Large caliber bullets and chess may seem like an unlikely pairing, but thanks to Olde World Custom Creations, the two go together like cake and ice cream. The handmade sets range from clean lined modern steel to classic one of a kind steampunk and everywhere in between. The craftsmanship is undeniable featuring hand tooled ammo,
- [R2D2 Engagement Ring](https://bespokebug.com/r2d2-engagement-ring/) - There are two things you should never underestimate, the power of the force and the amount of money a Star Wars fan is willing to shell out on his geeky bride to be. Designer Paul Bierker offers custom reproductions of his now famous R2D2 ring perfect for any diehard Jedi fan. If you’re the kind
- [Air Dock Laptop Desk](https://bespokebug.com/air-dock-laptop-desk/) - When it comes to laptops we all know heat is the enemy of good performance. Unfortunately, typical mass produced stands are made of cheap plastic and lack in the looks department, so we tend to just opt for a solid lap searing temperature instead. With the bamboo Air Dock from Vincent Chicone, you’ll keep that
- [Railroad Spike Knife](https://bespokebug.com/railroad-spike-knife/) - Take a railroad spike, add 2000 degrees of heat, put a hammer in the hand of a man who laughs in the face of tennis elbow, and you’ll get one interesting hand forged knife. This double sided knife features a 5” blade connected to a 5” long handle that runs down to a mediaeval looking
- [Concrete Meets Wood Desk](https://bespokebug.com/concrete-meets-wood-desk/) - If you’re looking for a desk that stands out in a crowd, craftsman Pete Zoller from Boulder Colorado is doing something unique things with concrete and wood. The concrete top of this desk is cast alongside live edge walnut wood which is joined together ebony butterfly joints. The juxtaposition is intriguing to say the least.
- [Custom Xbox Console](https://bespokebug.com/custom-xbox-console/) - If you’re the kind of person that loves video games and can’t leave well enough alone, the guys at Custom Made will trick out your Xbox for the cost of… a new Xbox. The console can be outfitted with any custom automotive paint color buffed to a mirror finish. Fans of Pimp My Ride will
- [Lightbulb Rock Spider](https://bespokebug.com/lightbulb-rock-spider/) - I don’t know what it is, but there is something likeable about this metal-worked industrial looking arachnid. Maybe it’s the uniqueness of it, maybe it’s because I always think I need a paperweight (even though no one does), or maybe it’s the unbelievably reasonable $20 price tag. This piece of eight legged art is exactly
- [Vagina Shaped Purse](https://bespokebug.com/vagina-shaped-purse/) - If you’re having a bad day just stop and think about how we now live in a world where a woman can hand sew a vagina and somewhere else in the world someone can buy it with a click of a button. These are amazing times we live in. This purse is made with hand
- [Evil Shrunken Head](https://bespokebug.com/evil-shrunken-head/) - The skull may be a replica but the sheep spine, porcupine quill, pig’s teeth, and squirrel skin are all too real. A talented madman out of the U.K. hand sculpts each one of these heads out of a ceramic compound and then lacquers them thoroughly to bring out that realistic shrunken goodness. The pieces are
- [Leather Gladiator Mask](https://bespokebug.com/gladiator-leather-mask/) - With a mask this sweet, every day is Halloween. It may not be socially acceptable around the office but I say, push the boundaries – or work from home. The horned gladiator mask is molded by hand with 6 ounces of thick genuine leather spanning a total of 16 inches. Without the horns the face
- [Hand Forged Magic Wand](https://bespokebug.com/hand-forged-magic-wand/) - This magic wand is for two kinds of people – guys named Merlin, and fantasy roll players that want to show up their friends. What kind of self-respecting cosplayer uses a wand made out of old wrapping paper rolls, Popsicle sticks, and masking tape? If you want the real deal, Shade Tree Blacksmith will hand
- [Frog Keychain Coin Purse](https://bespokebug.com/frog-keychain-coin-purse/) - This real toad has been tanned and taxidermied turning it into a durable leather pouch to hold your coins or anything else you might want to defile its 5 inch long body with. If the thought of a little frog giving its life for your fashion makes you feel icky, sleep easy knowing the Cane
- [Catnip Filled Penis Toy (For Cats)](https://bespokebug.com/catnip-filled-penis-toy-for-cats/) - I supposed you could play with it if you wanted to but, this handmade catnip filled penis shaped toy was made for your feline friend. The 7" shaft is stuffed with a pouch of catnip and the cotton/polyester fibers have been tightly double stitched so Tiger can go to town for hours and hours. Maybe
- [Grey Knight Armored Hoodie](https://bespokebug.com/grey-knight-armored-hoodie/) - If you have a noble cause, proven valor, and want to win the hearts and minds of the people (OR you just want to dress up in a bad ass plush suit of armor) check out the Grey Knight Armored Hoodie. This stylish hooded sweatshirt features an articulated visor, pauldrons, couters, gauntlets and chest plate
- [Cat Battle Armor](https://bespokebug.com/cat-battle-armor/) - Maybe you’ve been trying to get your pet into cosplay to complete your medieval look? Maybe you have a cat that’s picked on by his friends and you want to help level the playing field? Whatever the reason, there is officially a guy who will make your cat battle ready armor. There is no doubting
- [Cock Cozy Ball Warmer](https://bespokebug.com/cock-cozy-ball-warmer/) - For the man who already has everything and happens to have a cold phallus, it's the Cock Cozy. Yup, its exactly what it looks like -- a hand knitted crochet mitten for your cock and balls. As a man I don't ever a recall a point in my life where I thought, "I feel great... if
- [Hand Painted Moose Skull](https://bespokebug.com/hand-painted-moose-skull/) - Tom Benedict, finder of interesting deceased animal parts, has figured out that paint and a moose skull go together like Hall & Oats. The MontanaFinders owner enjoyed wandering the wilderness so, he decided to turn his love for hunting sheds into a profitable hobby. He now takes his finds and turns the otherwise macabre into
- [Butcher Block Smartphone Dock](https://bespokebug.com/butcher-block-smartphone-dock/) - Everyone has the same couple of phones now a days so, if you want to stand out from the crowd, you’re going to need a one-off stylish dock. Each one of these docking stations are handcrafted with butcher blocked walnut wood, that is hand sanded, rubbed with Danish oil, and finished with beeswax in Pasadena,
- [Metal Mech Smartphone Holder](https://bespokebug.com/metal-mech-smartphone-holder/) - What happens when you give a creative guy who loves mech cartoons a bunch of little pieces of metal and screws to play with? One of the greatest smartphone docks of all time. What can it do? It can sit still and look sweet. The joints are actually fixed in a static position but you
- [Wooden Wave Chair](https://bespokebug.com/wooden-wave-chair/) - No nails, screws or staples – its all wood. How do you get lines this clean? Designer Carley Eisenberg places wood lamination in a vacuum bag around her custom MDF mold and sits back while the wood relaxes and does its thing. Once out of the mold the outer faces are covered in a walnut

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- [Sexy](https://bespokebug.com/category/sexy/) - Sexy Handmade & Bespoke Stuff
- [Wacky](https://bespokebug.com/category/wacky/) - Wacky Handmade & Bespoke Stuff
- [Classy](https://bespokebug.com/category/classy/) - Classy Handmade & Bespoke Stuff

## Tags

- [penis](https://bespokebug.com/tag/penis/)
- [cat](https://bespokebug.com/tag/cat/)
- [cat toy](https://bespokebug.com/tag/cat-toy/)
- [frog](https://bespokebug.com/tag/frog/)
- [purse](https://bespokebug.com/tag/purse/)
- [taxidermy](https://bespokebug.com/tag/taxidermy-2/)
- [animals](https://bespokebug.com/tag/animals/)
- [clothing](https://bespokebug.com/tag/clothing/)
- [medieval](https://bespokebug.com/tag/medieval/)
- [armor](https://bespokebug.com/tag/armor/)
- [Nintendo](https://bespokebug.com/tag/nintendo/)
- [furniture](https://bespokebug.com/tag/furniture/)
- [coffee table](https://bespokebug.com/tag/coffee-table/)
- [controller](https://bespokebug.com/tag/controller/)
- [NES](https://bespokebug.com/tag/nes/)
- [leather](https://bespokebug.com/tag/leather/)
- [gaming](https://bespokebug.com/tag/gaming/)
- [cozy](https://bespokebug.com/tag/cozy/)
- [warmer](https://bespokebug.com/tag/warmer/)
- [cock](https://bespokebug.com/tag/cock/)
- [knitted](https://bespokebug.com/tag/knitted/)
- [crochet](https://bespokebug.com/tag/crochet/)
- [Allegory Pens](https://bespokebug.com/tag/allegory-pens/)
- [pen](https://bespokebug.com/tag/pen/)
- [pens](https://bespokebug.com/tag/pens/)
- [wood](https://bespokebug.com/tag/wood/)
- [wooden](https://bespokebug.com/tag/wooden/)
- [bird](https://bespokebug.com/tag/bird/)
- [bird feeder](https://bespokebug.com/tag/bird-feeder/)
- [helmet](https://bespokebug.com/tag/helmet/)
- [smartphone](https://bespokebug.com/tag/smartphone/)
- [smartphone stand](https://bespokebug.com/tag/smartphone-stand/)
- [butcher block](https://bespokebug.com/tag/butcher-block/)
- [smartphone dock](https://bespokebug.com/tag/smartphone-dock/)
- [docking station](https://bespokebug.com/tag/docking-station/)
- [Harry Potter](https://bespokebug.com/tag/harry-potter/)
- [wizard](https://bespokebug.com/tag/wizard/)
- [costume](https://bespokebug.com/tag/costume/)
- [cosplay](https://bespokebug.com/tag/cosplay/)
- [magic wand](https://bespokebug.com/tag/magic-wand/)
- [wagic](https://bespokebug.com/tag/wagic/)
- [mask](https://bespokebug.com/tag/mask/)
- [gladiator](https://bespokebug.com/tag/gladiator/)
- [mech](https://bespokebug.com/tag/mech/)
- [robot](https://bespokebug.com/tag/robot/)
- [dock](https://bespokebug.com/tag/dock/)
- [chair](https://bespokebug.com/tag/chair/)
- [skull](https://bespokebug.com/tag/skull/)
- [shrunken head](https://bespokebug.com/tag/shrunken-head/)
- [metal](https://bespokebug.com/tag/metal/)
- [moose](https://bespokebug.com/tag/moose/)
- [paint](https://bespokebug.com/tag/paint/)
- [cats](https://bespokebug.com/tag/cats/)
- [hoodie](https://bespokebug.com/tag/hoodie/)
- [steel](https://bespokebug.com/tag/steel/)
- [vagina](https://bespokebug.com/tag/vagina/)
- [spider](https://bespokebug.com/tag/spider/)
- [art](https://bespokebug.com/tag/art/)
- [paperweight](https://bespokebug.com/tag/paperweight/)
- [rock](https://bespokebug.com/tag/rock/)
- [xbox](https://bespokebug.com/tag/xbox/)
- [video games](https://bespokebug.com/tag/video-games/)
- [desk](https://bespokebug.com/tag/desk/)
- [concrete](https://bespokebug.com/tag/concrete/)
- [iron](https://bespokebug.com/tag/iron/)
- [knife](https://bespokebug.com/tag/knife/)
- [forged](https://bespokebug.com/tag/forged/)
- [forge](https://bespokebug.com/tag/forge/)
- [bamboo](https://bespokebug.com/tag/bamboo/)
- [laptop](https://bespokebug.com/tag/laptop/)
- [stand](https://bespokebug.com/tag/stand/)
- [Star Wars](https://bespokebug.com/tag/star-wars/)
- [white gold](https://bespokebug.com/tag/white-gold/)
- [jewelry](https://bespokebug.com/tag/jewelry/)
- [R2D2](https://bespokebug.com/tag/r2d2/)
- [wedding](https://bespokebug.com/tag/wedding/)
- [ring](https://bespokebug.com/tag/ring/)
- [ammo](https://bespokebug.com/tag/ammo/)
- [bullet](https://bespokebug.com/tag/bullet/)
- [chess](https://bespokebug.com/tag/chess/)
- [game](https://bespokebug.com/tag/game/)
- [gameboard](https://bespokebug.com/tag/gameboard/)
- [Game of Thrones](https://bespokebug.com/tag/game-of-thrones/)
- [bed](https://bespokebug.com/tag/bed/)
- [bed frame](https://bespokebug.com/tag/bed-frame/)
- [uterus](https://bespokebug.com/tag/uterus/)
- [heating pad](https://bespokebug.com/tag/heating-pad/)
- [ladybits](https://bespokebug.com/tag/ladybits/)
- [book](https://bespokebug.com/tag/book/)
- [books](https://bespokebug.com/tag/books/)
- [vintage](https://bespokebug.com/tag/vintage/)
- [retro](https://bespokebug.com/tag/retro/)
- [clock](https://bespokebug.com/tag/clock/)
- [alarm clock](https://bespokebug.com/tag/alarm-clock/)
- [nixie tube](https://bespokebug.com/tag/nixie-tube/)
- [fiddle](https://bespokebug.com/tag/fiddle/)
- [steampunk](https://bespokebug.com/tag/steampunk/)
- [scorpion](https://bespokebug.com/tag/scorpion/)
- [animal](https://bespokebug.com/tag/animal/)
- [light](https://bespokebug.com/tag/light/)
- [lightswitch](https://bespokebug.com/tag/lightswitch/)
- [aluminum](https://bespokebug.com/tag/aluminum/)
- [brass](https://bespokebug.com/tag/brass/)
- [cast metal](https://bespokebug.com/tag/cast-metal/)
- [wax casting](https://bespokebug.com/tag/wax-casting/)
- [skateboard](https://bespokebug.com/tag/skateboard/)
- [longboard](https://bespokebug.com/tag/longboard/)
- [games](https://bespokebug.com/tag/games/)
- [board game](https://bespokebug.com/tag/board-game/)
- [dice](https://bespokebug.com/tag/dice/)
- [wrought iron](https://bespokebug.com/tag/wrought-iron/)
- [beads](https://bespokebug.com/tag/beads/)
- [beadwork](https://bespokebug.com/tag/beadwork/)
- [chicken](https://bespokebug.com/tag/chicken/)
- [Star Trek](https://bespokebug.com/tag/star-trek/)
- [Tetris](https://bespokebug.com/tag/tetris/)
- [bookshelf](https://bespokebug.com/tag/bookshelf/)
- [lights](https://bespokebug.com/tag/lights/)
- [lighting](https://bespokebug.com/tag/lighting/)
- [beetle](https://bespokebug.com/tag/beetle/)
- [bugs. insects](https://bespokebug.com/tag/bugs-insects/)
- [sculpture](https://bespokebug.com/tag/sculpture/)
- [eggs](https://bespokebug.com/tag/eggs/)
- [nipples](https://bespokebug.com/tag/nipples/)
- [pasties](https://bespokebug.com/tag/pasties/)
- [boobs](https://bespokebug.com/tag/boobs/)
- [titties](https://bespokebug.com/tag/titties/)
- [glass](https://bespokebug.com/tag/glass/)
- [glassblown](https://bespokebug.com/tag/glassblown/)
- [iphone](https://bespokebug.com/tag/iphone/)
- [amplifier](https://bespokebug.com/tag/amplifier/)
- [passive amplifier](https://bespokebug.com/tag/passive-amplifier/)
- [currency](https://bespokebug.com/tag/currency/)
- [penny](https://bespokebug.com/tag/penny/)
- [bowl](https://bespokebug.com/tag/bowl/)
- [copper](https://bespokebug.com/tag/copper/)
- [gear](https://bespokebug.com/tag/gear/)
- [moto](https://bespokebug.com/tag/moto/)
- [motorcycle](https://bespokebug.com/tag/motorcycle/)
- [dirtbike](https://bespokebug.com/tag/dirtbike/)
- [lamp. light](https://bespokebug.com/tag/lamp-light/)
- [vampire](https://bespokebug.com/tag/vampire/)
- [undead](https://bespokebug.com/tag/undead/)
- [box](https://bespokebug.com/tag/box/)
- [killing kit](https://bespokebug.com/tag/killing-kit/)
- [crab](https://bespokebug.com/tag/crab/)
- [Heisenberg](https://bespokebug.com/tag/heisenberg/)
- [Jesse Pinkman](https://bespokebug.com/tag/jesse-pinkman/)
- [Breaking Bad](https://bespokebug.com/tag/breaking-bad/)
- [Walter White](https://bespokebug.com/tag/walter-white/)
- [meth](https://bespokebug.com/tag/meth/)
- [deer](https://bespokebug.com/tag/deer/)
- [fauz taxidermy](https://bespokebug.com/tag/fauz-taxidermy/)
- [Halloween](https://bespokebug.com/tag/halloween/)
- [scary](https://bespokebug.com/tag/scary/)
- [latex](https://bespokebug.com/tag/latex/)
- [clown](https://bespokebug.com/tag/clown/)
- [stained glass](https://bespokebug.com/tag/stained-glass/)
- [boob](https://bespokebug.com/tag/boob/)
- [scarf](https://bespokebug.com/tag/scarf/)
- [fleece](https://bespokebug.com/tag/fleece/)
- [flag](https://bespokebug.com/tag/flag/)
- [USA](https://bespokebug.com/tag/usa/)
- [license plate. vintage](https://bespokebug.com/tag/license-plate-vintage/)
- [4th of July](https://bespokebug.com/tag/4th-of-july/)
- [music](https://bespokebug.com/tag/music/)
- [drum](https://bespokebug.com/tag/drum/)
- [end table](https://bespokebug.com/tag/end-table/)
- [home furnishing](https://bespokebug.com/tag/home-furnishing/)
- [audio](https://bespokebug.com/tag/audio/)
- [eco friendly](https://bespokebug.com/tag/eco-friendly/)
- [speaker](https://bespokebug.com/tag/speaker/)
- [tattoo](https://bespokebug.com/tag/tattoo/)
- [golf](https://bespokebug.com/tag/golf/)
- [golf tee](https://bespokebug.com/tag/golf-tee/)
- [poop](https://bespokebug.com/tag/poop/)
- [gag gift](https://bespokebug.com/tag/gag-gift/)
- [industrial](https://bespokebug.com/tag/industrial/)
- [stool](https://bespokebug.com/tag/stool/)
- [barstool](https://bespokebug.com/tag/barstool/)
- [Bane](https://bespokebug.com/tag/bane/)
- [Batman](https://bespokebug.com/tag/batman/)
- [hat](https://bespokebug.com/tag/hat/)
- [knit](https://bespokebug.com/tag/knit/)
- [bone](https://bespokebug.com/tag/bone/)
- [carve](https://bespokebug.com/tag/carve/)
- [carving](https://bespokebug.com/tag/carving/)
- [cow](https://bespokebug.com/tag/cow/)
- [steer](https://bespokebug.com/tag/steer/)
- [tribal](https://bespokebug.com/tag/tribal/)
- [barbed wire](https://bespokebug.com/tag/barbed-wire/)
- [style](https://bespokebug.com/tag/style/)
- [fan](https://bespokebug.com/tag/fan/)
- [repupose](https://bespokebug.com/tag/repupose/)
- [Kangaroo](https://bespokebug.com/tag/kangaroo/)
- [testicles](https://bespokebug.com/tag/testicles/)
- [nutsack](https://bespokebug.com/tag/nutsack/)
- [balls](https://bespokebug.com/tag/balls/)
- [Mermaid](https://bespokebug.com/tag/mermaid/)
- [water](https://bespokebug.com/tag/water/)
- [swimming](https://bespokebug.com/tag/swimming/)
- [beach](https://bespokebug.com/tag/beach/)
- [silicone](https://bespokebug.com/tag/silicone/)
- [prop](https://bespokebug.com/tag/prop/)
- [blood](https://bespokebug.com/tag/blood/)
- [balaclava](https://bespokebug.com/tag/balaclava/)
- [goat](https://bespokebug.com/tag/goat/)
- [Dexter](https://bespokebug.com/tag/dexter/)
- [TV](https://bespokebug.com/tag/tv/)
- [pipe](https://bespokebug.com/tag/pipe/)
- [lamp](https://bespokebug.com/tag/lamp/)
- [walnut](https://bespokebug.com/tag/walnut/)
- [kitchen](https://bespokebug.com/tag/kitchen/)
- [magnet](https://bespokebug.com/tag/magnet/)
- [comics](https://bespokebug.com/tag/comics/)
- [logo](https://bespokebug.com/tag/logo/)
- [carrot](https://bespokebug.com/tag/carrot/)
- [pillow](https://bespokebug.com/tag/pillow/)
- [vegitables](https://bespokebug.com/tag/vegitables/)
- [giant](https://bespokebug.com/tag/giant/)
- [orange](https://bespokebug.com/tag/orange/)
- [stuffed](https://bespokebug.com/tag/stuffed/)
- [Army of Darkness](https://bespokebug.com/tag/army-of-darkness/)
- [Ash vs Evil Dead](https://bespokebug.com/tag/ash-vs-evil-dead/)
- [Necronomicon](https://bespokebug.com/tag/necronomicon/)
- [book cover](https://bespokebug.com/tag/book-cover/)
- [dead skin mask](https://bespokebug.com/tag/dead-skin-mask/)
- [watermelon](https://bespokebug.com/tag/watermelon/)
- [bikini](https://bespokebug.com/tag/bikini/)
- [summer](https://bespokebug.com/tag/summer/)
- [fruit](https://bespokebug.com/tag/fruit/)