You might think this little bag is a crappy attempt at a joke but, I assure you, this Kangaroo scrotum pouch is entirely real.
The very durable 3” x 4” sacks feature a soft hand tanned finish and draw string perfect for storing your most precious cargo.
Since each bag is unique, there may be small blemishes from getting kicked in a fight or carelessly jumping past a prickly thorn bush – thank God we get to wear pants.
No Kangaroos were killed solely for their dangly bits. The Australian government authorizes a controlled culling because of overpopulation and these animals are utilized from meat to nuts.
Half of me feels like this is such an indignity to the deceased Kangaroo but, the other half of me giggles at the though of someone using my sack as a purse when I’m dead.