Ten blankets, seven scarfs, zero watermelon bikinis — that is what Nana has knitted us so far this year. We love you Nana, we really do but, it’s time we have a talk about putting those hands to real use and creating some things that will bring endless joy to the world. You want to…
You’re probably thinking, “boobs and scarfs, that doesn’t make any sense” and you’d be right… it makes no sense at all. Nonetheless, here we are with a high quality handcrafted fleece boobie scarf complete with your choice of pink or tan nipples and the ability to customize your rack with piercings and tattoos. It likely…
Do you like your titties sunny side up? Maybe you’ve pulled a George Costanza and created a strange connection between foods and sex? If so, Kriza from TeethandTassels has you and your nipples covered with her handmade sequin pasties. Now you can finally solidify your position as the funniest stripper at the club when your…
If you’re having a bad day just stop and think about how we now live in a world where a woman can hand sew a vagina and somewhere else in the world someone can buy it with a click of a button. These are amazing times we live in. This purse is made with hand…
With a mask this sweet, every day is Halloween. It may not be socially acceptable around the office but I say, push the boundaries – or work from home. The horned gladiator mask is molded by hand with 6 ounces of thick genuine leather spanning a total of 16 inches. Without the horns the face…
For the man who already has everything and happens to have a cold phallus, it’s the Cock Cozy. Yup, its exactly what it looks like — a hand knitted crochet mitten for your cock and balls. As a man I don’t ever a recall a point in my life where I thought, “I feel great… if…