For the man who already has everything and happens to have a cold phallus, it’s the Cock Cozy.
Yup, its exactly what it looks like — a hand knitted crochet mitten for your cock and balls.
As a man I don’t ever a recall a point in my life where I thought, “I feel great… if only my penis wasn’t so chilly” but, I do appreciate the comedic value this ball warmer holds.
What’s more? This sock of sorts comes in a variety of shapes and styles including the elephant, snake, and camouflaged hunter.
The creator asks that you allow 3-5 days for the product to be created and notes that there is no additional charge for any shaft size under 9 inches. That wasn’t a joke.
