Ten blankets, seven scarfs, zero watermelon bikinis — that is what Nana has knitted us so far this year. We love you Nana, we really do but, it’s time we have a talk about putting those hands to real use and creating some things that will bring endless joy to the world.
You want to be the cool Grandma, right? You want your work on display and not shoved in the back of some closet? Two words, watermelon bikini.
Not ready to have this talk with your Grandmother? Well, there is a nice lady in Europe who will knit you your very own fruity top for just $19.75 and ship it worldwide. Pink, red, large, or small your wish is her command.
