I’m going to do my best to keep this PG-13 but I can’t, in good conscience, ignore the fact that someone is creating and selling a bag of bloody cutoff penises.
Aftermath FX Studio, out of Baltimore Maryland, has designed lifelike severed silicone shlongs, placed them inside a real evidence bag, and added some red play slime so your Halloween party plans can finally be called complete – and for that, we thank them.
What’s more? They will even hand paint your slimy salamis to look anywhere from freshly cut to an advanced state of decay, depending on how weird you’re willing to get.
Need more than three weenies? I don’t know what you’re doing but, I like your style. They encourage you to message them for bulk discounts.
I don’t want to sound like I’m bragging but, aren’t those a little small?
Do you think your wang would still hang like it does on a warm summer day after its been severed?